Just the handle

Some of you don't know that one of my specialties is breaking things around the house. For example, I broke the patio sliding door handle last night. Now, one of my hunsband specialties is exagerate as he talks. He said that we might had to replace the hole door. When I got home from work, I asked Frank if the maintenance guy replaced the door. No, just the handle; he replied.

7 Reasons Carter Thinks He Should Get a Popsicle

Because he:
1. Is a good boy
2. Is nice
3. Shares
4. Doesn't take toys away from others
5. Doesn't hit
6. Doesn't shoot people, just animals
7. Hasn't burned the house